June 25, 2007

Calling Co-Dependents on Independence Day

Are you and Fido co-dependent? Does he know just how to manipulate you? Are you an “enabler?” Well, we hope so because otherwise you are missing out.

Here’s how it works. You’ll love these cookies (all natural, human grade, no preservatives except vitamin C). Literally,“Kid (and dog) tested, mother approved.”

Warning: Fido will love them, too. Baked fresh upon order, with a shelf life of 1 year; yet, no cookie has ever lived out a full lifespan.

Reason: One whiff and previously docile dogs begin batting big brown eyes, launching relentless doggie theatrics, in an attempt to manipulate human behavior. Loving humans respond. Co-dependence at its best.

For Independence Day: peanut butter bones dipped in yogurt and sprinkled with red and blue decorator dust!


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